|
Home
Products
About Us
Specials
Contact Us
Drinking
Rules
Join Us
Beer
Links
Make Money
Beer
eCards
Newsletter
Testimonials
|
|
Drink
Responsibly! |
This Thing Can Kill You
Do
we have your attention yet? Admittedly, loading
yourself up with high volumes of alcohol at
incredibly high speeds is probably not the
smartest thing you can be doing with your body. If
you use a beer bong, you're most likely in line
for a serious drunk, and if you aren't careful you
can give yourself alcohol poisoning and
die.
It happens every year: some asshole
with more balls than brains decides that he can
bong a 1.75 liter bottle of Jose Cuervo and
dies.
They are, however, a fun tool for
getting to the point of excess excessively fast,
and we've gotten years of enjoyment out of ours.
There's some things you can do to minimize the
risk:
1) Know your limits.
Before you go and climb Mt. Everest,
you'd probably do well to do a few jaunts first.
Know what it feels like when you've had enough,
and what it feels like when you've had too much.
If you haven't puked off of alcohol, you're
probably not in the beer bong leagues quite
yet.
2) In excess,
moderation. Don't go slamming beer after
beer after beer. Realize that for most folks a
couple of beers in an hour is going to put you
into undrivable territory and you'll be consuming
this in a matter of seconds.
3)
Drink responsibly. Nobody loves the dude
who drinks a bunch then spends the rest of the
evening in a puddle of their own vomit. Don't
drink and drive. Don't drink and fight. Don't
drink and be a criminal. Try not to be a screw up.
Make Gramma proud.
4) Don't drink
alone. If you're going to get yourself in
trouble, always a good idea to have someone who
can keep an eye out for you in case things do get
too far. Always designate your drinking second. |
|
|
| | |
Chill A Warm
Beer In
One
Minute!
Cool
Beer
Handles!
|
